So, everyone loves the Three Imaginary Girls, and I definitly give them props for what they do, but isn't it wrong to worship really gross boys in tight shirts? You see, they posted their 2nd anniversary party pics and they consist of pasty, buddy holly-glasses wearing, dyed black hair sporting, out-of-shape "rawk stars" in really really tight shirts. I mean super little. As a female, I take special care to not ascentuate the softness of my belly with tight fitting shirts. I expect the same from other wo(men). But, when chicks expose a globular belly struggling against confining cotton people boo and hiss. No really, I've done, I mean seen, it happen. For some strange reason the indie rocker with a penis is exempt from this rule. It's gross. Don't wear your kid brother's shirt. Don't go to the Value Village and rob poor kids of what could be their normal fitting Ninja Turtle's shirt for your own tight fitting needs. It's so wrong.
I must return to the fact that these guys aren't even in shape. Soft, pale bellies enclosed in stressed-out cotton seems to be an indie girl aphrodisiac. I support that inner beauty can be found in everyone but these same tight-shirt-wearing "rawk stars" are the same dorks who were spit at in grade school and spent high school masturbating...a lot! Don't fall for it girls. The tight shirt is a bad bad thing!